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How to Accidentally Turn Your Hot Biker Neighbour Into a Full-Time Obsession
Posted by Anonymous at 1:02 a.m.
April 2
Here’s something they don’t cover in “Surviving Your Twenties 101”:
What to do when your new neighbour is six foot four of dangerous biker wrapped in tattoos and silence.
Spoiler: you lose all chill.
Exhibit A: Jake Savage.
•Hot. Silent. Deadly.
•When he talks, my brain forgets how to brain.
•His arms exist, and I was not warned.
Exhibit B: Me.
•Normal coder girl, thriving on coffee and spreadsheets.
•Now googling things like “is it normal to want to lick your neighbour’s biceps” at 1 a.m.
•Wondering if forearm worship is a recognised religion.
My life used to be predictable. Now it’s a three-step cycle:
1.Jake exists.
2.I obsess.
3.Repeat.
And then, when he kisses me?
Full system crash. 404: Not Found.
So yeah. Dating Jake wasn’t in my five-year plan. But apparently it’s the crash course I signed up for.
Heads up: dating a biker comes with no guidebook and no safety net. There’s just him and the ride, and all you can do is hold on tight.
P.S. Before you panic, this isn’t going on my public blog. I’m not trying to get unalived or sued, thanks. I’ve set this to private. If I ever make it public, I’ll be redacting names, affiliations, and any detail that could get me yeeted into a ditch.
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