Maybe it’s not what it looks like.
Me
SHE’S TOUCHING HIS ARM
Me
THE ARM ATTACHED TO THE TORSO ATTACHED TO THE NECK ATTACHED TO THE FACE WITH THAT MOUTH THAT JUST ASKED ME ON A DATE TWO HOURS AGO
Megan
Want me to come over?
Me:
Bring wine.
Me
And ice cream.
Me
And maybe a time machine.
Current status: Trying to convince myself that:
1. This is probably club business
2. I have no right to feel like someone just kicked me in the chest
3. He literally just asked me out
4. Professional arm touching probably doesn’t mean anything
5. Oh god, she’s still touching his arm
P.S. Is it wrong that I’m considering taking up advanced surveillance as a hobby? It’s wrong, right?
Comments: Still Disabled
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FIRST DATE PART 1: HOW TO SURVIVE YOUR FIRST MOTORCYCLE RIDE (SPOILER ALERT: I BARELY DID)
Posted by Anonymous at 11:52 p.m.
March 27
Me
WHAT DOES ONE WEAR ON A MOTORCYCLE DATE??
Megan
On a scale of 1-10 how much are you freaking out?
Me
