I’m never your favorite.
Me
And there’s areason for that.
Molly
Well, I will be your favorite when you check the outside pocket of your bigger suitcase. I snuck in all your good underwear *just in case*
Hallie
I really think Molly should be your favorite now. I can’t believe I didn’t think to do that. I’ve failed as a best friend.
Me
I mean, I wasn’t going to say it but…
Thanks for the underwear save, but I won’t be needing it. This trip is a friends thing. Not even a friends thing. An acquaintance thing.
Molly
I’m sure you could probably convince someone of that, but that someone would not be me.
Hallie
Or me.
Emma
Definitely not me.
Me
Can I leave this group chat?
Molly
No dice bestie. You’re stuck with us forevs.
Me
Why does everyone want me to stay in their group chats? I don’t think I’m a group chat kind of girl.
Emma
If I have to stay, you have to stay too.
Hallie
EVERYONE HAS TO STAY.
Emma
So where did you guys stay last night? Indiana right? And St. Louis tonight?
Me
How did you know that? I didn’t even know we were going to St. Louis today until ten minutes ago.
