Me
Can I evict myself from this group chat?
Mom
You can certainly try. Best of luck.
Dad
She means no. Your stuck with us, Jules.
Ben
You okay, Jules?
Me
I mean, I could use some coffee but otherwise, I’m fine.
You sure? You know you can talk to me about anything.
I know. I really am fine.
Okay, I’m always here if you needme. Just call.
I will, I promise. Hug Hallie for me.
Will do, baby sis.
Four minutes Ben.
Yes, but I learned a lot during those four minutes. Those are four very important minutes.
Fuck off.
Love you too.
Molly
Please tell me you are climbing that man like a tree Jules.
Emma
Molly, locate your tact.
Molly
Like you guys haven’t been thinking it.
Hallie
I mean, yeah, but I wasn’t going to ask or anything.
Me
Hallie is my favorite today.
Molly
