Asher gave me your itinerary.
Seriously? Why?
He said he wanted every day to be a surprise, but he was afraid he wouldn’t know if the surprises were getting too stressful for you. He knew I would know, so he gave me the itinerary so I could tell you where you were going if you needed me to.
How would you be able to tell?
I just would.
Asher
Hansley Girls
Kyla changed the name of the groupto Hansley Girls
Me
I’ve always wanted to be a Hansley girl.
Kyla
You wish you could get on our level.
How’s it going with the girl of your dreams?
Charlie
I’ve been drowning in diapers so I’m going to need to get all the way caught up.
Annie
What she said.
Kyla
Long story short. Asher likes a girl. He somehow convinced this girl to take a road trip with him from Pittsburgh to Boulder. They’ll be here in like five days and they’re staying for a week.
Lucy
He more than likes her.
Me
I more than like her.
Annie
*squeal*
Charlie
Our baby is all grown up and bringing home a girl! I could cry.
Me
I’ve brought home girls before.
Charlie
