Laurel:Boo!
Christopher:Nash rented out my flat for Christmas, and he got here just as everything went to hell, so now we’re both stuck here.I let him have the bed seeing as he travelled from LA and needed the sleep.
The brief silence in the chat is broken by Ambrose sending strings of confused and excited punctuation.The pair of them are a demonic duo and know just how to wind him up.He just hopes they don’t tell Kit and Haf before he can.Not that he needs to, really.There’s nothing much to tell ...right?
Ambrose:i think i’m dying
Ambrose:Iphy are you in an ‘only one bed’ situation with a film star and opting to sleep on the floor
Christopher:Couch actually
Laurel:Cheese and rice, Christopher.That sofa is far too small to sleep on!You’ll ruin your back, and you’re exceptionally grumpy when you don’t get a good night’s sleep.
Christopher:No I’m not.
Ambrose:you are
Laurel:You are.
Ambrose:I am going to walk to Wales and slap some sense into you.brb
Christopher:Why has iphy caught back on?I hate it.
Laurel:They’re quite right, though.Isn’t he the one you’ve been lusting over for weeks?
Christopher:I wouldn’t say lusting.
Christopher:He is very attractive in person.
Laurel:I’m a bit concerned how quiet Ambrose has gone.Do you think they’re really walking to you?
Christopher:Maybe we need to say something they can turn into innuendo to summon them back?
Ambrose:in your endo haha
Ambrose:don’t worry, i’ve never voluntarily walked anywhere in my life
Ambrose:i was just looking up pictures of him
Laurel:I just realised you said he was very attractive, Toph.
Christopher:Sure, but he’s an actor.It’s like saying a painting is attractive.
Ambrose:i have never been attracted to a painting
Christopher:You know what I mean!Most people would find him attractive.It’s stating the obvious.
Ambrose:beauty is but in the eye of the beholder
Laurel:That’s very deep for you at this time of day.
Ambrose:i had a nap earlier
Christopher:I mean, he is very handsome.And he smells good, but I think that’s just because he has rich people shower gel and perfume.It’s probably easy to smell very good if you’re rich.
Christopher:But he’s very irritating.He threw flour over the bakery kitchen.
Ambrose:omg did you have a sexy food fight
