Ambrose:hahahahhhha
Ambrose:wait i recognise those peaches
Ambrose:christopher why the hell are you hanging out with nash nadeau??????
Laurel:Who is that?I’m googling him.
Christopher:Why do you think that’s him?
Ambrose:smart of you to try and deflect my incredible detective skills iphy
Christopher:please don’t start using that nickname again
Laurel:Oh I hope it is him.He is very nice looking, isn’t he?
Ambrose:obviously i watched a bunch of the movies you told me to when i’ve been in the bath or bleaching my hair so i know the nash nadeau outline very well thank you
Ambrose:SPILL
Ambrose:is he gay
Well.Shit.Before Christopher can reply ‘No’ or at least
‘I don’t know’, Ambrose has replied.
Ambrose:i looked it up he is gay
Laurel:It’s quite concerning how quickly you did that darling.
Ambrose:I have skills that can’t be contained by the internet
Ambrose sends a full-length red-carpet photo of Nash wearing an elegant, sweeping jacket, which almost looks like a cloak, over a softly frilled white shirt and slim blacktrousers.He looks so different, so delicate almost.Something catches in Christopher’s throat.
Ambrose:he’s not wearing a boring suit
Christopher:Is that all you have to go on?He likes men because he’s not in a boring suit?
Laurel:It is still black darling.
Ambrose:yeah because he works in the most heterosexual corner of the industry ever
Ambrose:he can’t exactly wear a David Wojnarowicz at the met gala yet
Christopher:Who?
Ambrose:we’ll pick that back up later, because you will not distract me from this!!
Laurel:Yes darling, irrespective of all this you haven’t told us why you are hanging out with him in village halls.
Laurel:In fact, is he around for long?Do you think he’d be willing to do a brand deal with us?Do you have his agent’s contact details?
Christopher:I don’t have anything except an annoying man in my bed
This was obviously the wrong thing to say because his phone practically vibrates off the table with the number of messages Ambrose sends through.Christopher can just picture the devilish grin on their face.
Christopher:ALONE HE IS ALONE!I am not in the bed with him.
Ambrose:boo!!!!
