I’m so there, it’s insane.
MALLORY
She’s the Man? I didn’t think that was your kind of movie.
ME
It’s highly underrated.
I’m surprised you know it.
MALLORY
My friend, Shayna, is obsessed with all things romance. So, I think I’ve seen every rom-com known to man at least twice.
ME
EvenA Chance RomanceandAccidentally in Matrimony?
MALLORY
Shay wouldn’t dare make me watch those.
We’re solidaritysisters.
ME
So, my only acting you’ve seen is my commercial? *face with peeking eye emoji*
MALLORY
Yep, your true claim to fame.
ME
Wonderful.
Also, nice try.
MALLORY
???
ME
Trying to distract me from the fact that we’re going to have dinner with your family.
MALLORY
I have no idea what you’re talking about.
ME
Let me know what time!
MALLORY
Fine. I’ll pick you upat five.
