Thanks for including me. I really appreciate it.
Pam
No thanks necessary. You’re Elliot’s, so you’re ours too. Besides, I need more romance readers in my life. I’ve been surrounded by men for way too long.
Hannah
WAIT WAIT WAIT
I missed the first message in this conversation. YOU’RE ELLIOT’S PLANE GIRL OHMYGOD.
Jo
Seriously, Hans?
Hannah
Sorry, I was trying to work out a scene and haven’t been paying attention with my whole brain.
Jo
Amelia, in case you don’t know, our Hannah is somewhat of a romance writer herself.
Pam
If by somewhat you mean wrote eight of the most amazing books I’ve ever read, all of which were runaway best-sellers.
Jo
Yes, that. I have to keep her honest though. It’s the little sister in me.
Me
Hang on. You’re that Hannah Evans? Like, the Love Anticipated series?
Hannah
Yep, that’s me.
Me
Holy motherfucking shit. Your series, like, changed my brain chemistry. I think about it every day.
Oops. Sorry for the language. Got a little carried away.
Pam:
Oh, honey, you never have to apologize for your language. And if you’re prone to getting carried away, well, welcome to the club. You’re in a safe space now.
And nothing deserves a holy motherfucking shit like Hannah’s series. That one scene with the headboard?
Me
RIGHT?
Pam
100% right.