Oh, she’s definitely magic.
And I promise Pam isn’t going to give one single shit who your brother is. If you make one of her sons happy, she already loves you.
Me
Oh, fuck. It just occurred to me that means I’ll be meeting Elliot’s mom.
Jo
The first time I met her I accidentally flung a vibrator, two condoms, four tampons, my spare thong, and a red lace bra all over her driveway.
Me
Weirdly, that makes me feel so much better.
Thank you for your service.
Jo
*dusts off shoulder*
My work here is done.
Love ya, bestie. See you next week.
Smart Girl Smut Sisters
Jo
Ladies, we have a brand new smut sister among us.
Just added Amelia to the chat. You probably know her as Elliot’s mystery girl from the plane.
Pam, make enough margs for three because she’s coming on Tuesday. Or four, if Cece is coming. Cece are you coming?
Cece
Jo, darling, you know I can’t be pinned down like that. It’s way too far in advance to know where the spirits are going to move me next Tuesday night.
Jo
Well, I really hope the spirits move you to Pam’s house, because this book was a banger, and we have important things to discuss.
Pam
There will be margaritas for everyone. I’m trying a new recipe this week.
Hannah
Maybe use an actual measuring cup to measure the tequila this time. Last month you all got so drunk you hung up on me before we got to the good part.
Pam
Hannah, there are two things in life one should never measure. Chocolate chips and tequila.
Also, Amelia honey, I am so happy to meet you. I feel like I know you already.
Me
