Angel and Diablo both smiled and made their cocks bounce a little.
“Next time maybe you’ll get this view from your knees rather than through a camera,” said Diablo.
Angel shoved him out of the frame. “What he means to say is that even though your plan worked today and you’re off the hook on our deal…you’re still welcome to give us a traditional society greeting any time you want.”
“What’s that?” asked Chastity.
“Basically a blowjob instead of a handshake,” I said.
“Oh my God, I love that! And speaking of blowjobs… I have the perfect plan to prank Cole. And it’s going to be epic.”
This Is War - Chapter 37 - The Getaway
Saturday – September 23, 2023
“Nope…no way.” I said. Chastity’s idea for the prank was insane.
“Oh come on,” protested Chastity. “It’s perfect! Just imagine the look on his face…”
She had a point. If we did it right, it would be priceless. But executing it to perfection wouldn’t be easy. “Even if I agreed to do this, how could we set it up in time?”
“Don’t worry about that. I put things in motion twenty minutes ago.”
“What?! But that was before you even told me about it.”
“Yup. I knew you’d come around.”
My heartrate doubled.This is really happening.Shit!“I don’t know. Are you…” I stopped midsentence when something caught my eye. “Hold on. I think someone is climbing out a window.” I squinted to get a better look. Some dude in a tux was climbing down three stories worth of ivy.
“Well that’s amazing,” replied Chastity. “Guess he didn’t like his swap partner.”
Another guy popped his head out of the window that the first guy had just climbed out of.
“Oh my God,” I said. “Now there’s a second guy.”
“What? Yes! Tell me everything.” Chastity sounded so excited.
“Okay…so the second guy is yelling something. And now he’s climbing out the window too!”
“How far down is the first guy?”
“About halfway. But…oh wow. He just jumped. I’m pretty sure he just shattered both his legs. Wait, no. He did some sort of ninja roll and now he’s back on his feet.”
“Please tell me you’re filming this.”
“I would, but I’m talking to you. Now the guy is running towards me. The other guy is still struggling on the ivy. He totally sucks at climbing. But two security guards just came around the corner. The first guy has a decent lead though. Wait a second…” He passed under some floodlights, giving me my first look at his face. “Oh my God. Is that Cole?!”
“WHAT?!” shrieked Chastity. “Well, I guess that’s good news. At least he didn’t want to hang around after he got his revenge bang on Kat.”
“Go, go, go!” yelled Cole. He was waving his arms frantically. The lights on his Ferrari blinked as he unlocked it from the edge of the parking lot.
“Gotta go,” I said to Chastity. I jumped off the hood and climbed into the passenger seat. Cole arrived a second later and slid over the hood like a total boss. I leaned over the center console and threw his door open to hasten our getaway. I wasn’t thrilledthat he’d used me to get with Kat, but I didn’t really want to be captured by those armed guards either.
Half the cars in the lot were parked in by other cars. But by some miracle, ours was right at the very edge. It was even facing the exit. Cole floored the gas and sped down the road towards the main gate.
The guard there stood in our way with his hands up. Cole didn’t slow down. Or give any indication that he planned to go around him.
The guard raised his gun.
