“So how are you going to get back at him?” asked Chastity.
“Hmm…” I got out of the bushes and walked over to where all the fancy cars were parked. “I could slash the tires on his stupid Ferrari,” I joked. Kind of.
“And strand him at his lover’s palace?” asked Chastity. “Speaking of being stranded…how are you going to get home?”
“Good question.” I didn’t exactly want to just let Cole drive me home whenever he finished with Kat. “I guess call an Uber?” I thought about the front gate security. “Chastity, what if I’m stuck here?”
“Why not call Tanner? Speaking of which, what happened to him?”
“Oh God no. He’s worse than Cole.” I plopped down on the hood of Cole’s Ferrari, taking absolutely no care to not dent or scratch it, and caught Chastity up on Tanner’s shenanigans in the forest.
“Wow, Tanner really is the worst,” said Chastity. “I can’t believe he blue-boobed you.”
I laughed. “That’s not a thing. I’m not in pain. I’m just insanely horny. And angry. Why do hot guys all have to be such assholes?”
“Most are. But not all of them. Don’t forget about Dr. Lyons.”
Why did she always mention Dr. Lyons when I was actively trying not to think about him? And why hadn’t I given her a list of my incidents yet? She just wasn’t getting it. “Just because he got you into the Society doesn’t mean I should be with him.”
“Why? According to our pro/con list, he’s super handsomeandsweet.”
“He is. But something about him…”
“He’s too nice?”
“No.” There’s no such thing as that, right?
“You sure?”
“Maybe…”
“Girls are attracted to bad boys,” said Chastity. “It’s just a biological fact.”
“Gah. I just want a bad boy who isn’t also a mean boy.”
“Who says Dr. Lyons isn’t a bad boy in the bedroom?”
I laughed. “I’m 100% sure he’s not. Imagine if Cole was a doctor and I tried to seduce him like I did with Dr. Lyons? He would have fucked me so hard. Dr. Lyons, on the other hand, kicked me out and then showed up at my apartment to apologize.”
“Yeah, what a little bitch,” said Chastity.
“I didn’t mean it like that. I just wish he was a little more…assertive. The perfect balance of sweet and confident.” I almost added, “Like Tanner,” but then I remembered that he was the worst. So instead I said, “Like the sausage king.”
“Oh, we’re for sure going back to his restaurant this week,” said Chastity. “But for now, we have something much more important to talk about.”
“Which is?”
“I have the perfect…” She was interrupted by a giant cock hitting her in the face. And then one poked her from the other side. She laughed and swatted them away. “Boys! I’m talking to my bestie. Give me a minute.” She looked back at me. “Anyway, as I was saying, I have the perfect… Ah!!!” Cum splashed onto her face from both sides. She looked so happy as the cum rained down on her. So. Much. Cum.
Usually I would have looked away. But tonight I was so horny that I just kept watching, wishing some guy who wasn’t an asshole would want to drench my face like that.
But no… Tanner was scared of me. And Cole was more interested in his old high school crush.
The two dicks entered the frame again. She gave each a little lick and then shoved them aside with a laugh. “Naughty boys! I’m trying to talk to Raven.”
“We just wanted her to see what she missed out on,” said Diablo.
“You really did miss out,” said Chastity. “Look at these things!” She turned the camera so I could see their huge cocks.
