“Ah!” I said. I’d screamed from terror. But I tried to play it off like I was excited. Maybe he wouldn’t even remember me…
“Hey, Raven,” he said.
So much for that.“Diablo!” I said way too enthusiastically. I punched his arm.Stop touching him.“You’re just the person I was hoping to see.”Not really.But also kind of…because I couldn’t wait to ask him about Rosalie.
“I get that a lot.” He reached out and honked my tits.
I slapped his hand away. “What are you doing?!”
“He didn’t mean to offend,” said Angel. “He was just doing our official team greeting.” Angel honked my boobs too.
“Hey! No! That is not our official team greeting.”
“You sure?” asked Angel. He pointed to the rest of our team. All the guys had started honking the girls’ boobs. Except Tanner. He was being very well behaved. But only because he’d probably already slept with all these girls. I still couldn’t believe what Colehad said about Tanner being at Club Onyx with random girls all summer.Asshole.
“Huh,” I said. “I guess it is our official team greeting.” I reached out and grabbed Diablo’s rock-hard pecs.
He smiled down at me. “So what’s the plan?” asked Diablo. “Want me to distract the girls on the blue team with a little dancing?” He thrust his hips and his athletic shorts did absolutely nothing to hide his swinging bulge.
And of course I stared right at it. And gulped.
“Isn’t it more important to distract the guys?” I asked.
“Good point. In that case, how about I tear those little shorts off of you and fuck you right there in the grass? After seeing that, all the guys on the blue team will be too horny to perform.”
Angel stepped in front of him. “What he meant to say is that we’re excited to be on your team and we’re gonna give it 110%.”
“Thanks,” I said. I’d forgotten how sweet Angel was. And how devilish Diablo was. But I remembered Frankie telling me they were equally devilish in the sheets. I swallowed hard and my throat made a weird squeaking noise.
Angel smiled down at me. “We really do need a plan, though. Are we gonna slow play it or go all out? Or should we execute Operate Blue Balls for Blue? It’s your call, Princess.”
“I don’t know what any of that means.”
“Blue always lets Cole take the lead on every event. And he always kicks our asses. Earlier this summer me and Diablo went against him right from the start. But that didn’t work. So last week we tried a different tactic and put scrubs against him at first and saved our energy for later. But that backfired horribly and we lost the first 14 events.”
“And what’s Operation Blue Balls for Blue?” I asked.
“Our last resort. If we can’t beat Cole, we take him out of the competition.”
My eyes got big. “You want to break his kneecaps?”
Diablo laughed. “If you want me to.”
“But that’s not what we’re going to do,” said Angel. “We were actually thinking that one of our girls could seduce him. And once they get him alone, they can just tease him and then leave him tied up in the woods with a horrible case of blue balls. That way even if he gets free, he’ll be in too much pain to compete.”
“Oh!” yelled Isadora. “I’ll do it!”
Jealousy shot through me. I hated the idea of her sneaking off with Cole. And it would be a clear violation of Single Girl Rule #24: No blue balls allowed. Finish what you start.
I shook my head. Chastity had officially poisoned my brain. And today, she was the enemy!
“If anyone should do it, it should be me,” I said.
I glanced over at Tanner glaring at me. Yeah, he was definitely jealous. I’d won Tanner over the first time by making him jealous. Could that really work again? And did I even want him and his perfect body and personality again? I tried to push the thought aside.
“But that won’t be necessary,” I continued. “Because I brought us a secret weapon: Ryder Storm. And you won’t let us lose, will you, Ryder?”
“No way. Cole sucks.”
