“Then get ready for the best blowjob of your life,” the girl said.
“Only a blowjob?” Joe sounded so disappointed.
“Well you just told me you’re engaged,” said the girl as she put her hair up into a messy bun.
“All the more reason to fuck you. Fucking only one person for the rest of my life is going to be so boring.”
I spit out a sip of my Kool-Aid. “Ha! Like he’s actually gonna stay faithful to Sierra after the wedding.”
“Yeah,” agreed Tanner. “That seems unlikely. But keep watching. It gets better.”
“You’re so bad,” said the girl, pushing his thigh playfully. Then she yanked his pants down and laughed.
“What?” asked Joe.
“It’s so…cute,” said the girl. The camera didn’t have a good view of his member, but I’d seen it plenty of times.Cutewas a generous description.Disappointingwould have been more appropriate.
“It’s normal-sized,” snapped Joe. “Big cocks are overrated. It’s all about what I can do with it.”
“I hope that’s true,” said the girl. And then she got to sucking.
I was about to turn it off. I didn’t need to see Joe bang some random girl. Hearing her insult his penis and then seeing him start to cheat on Sierra was enough. I didn’t need to see them get down and dirty.
“Well that was amazing,” I said as I put down my Kool-Aid and reached for the mouse. “How’d you get…”
I was interrupted by the girl choking and pulling back, cum dripping from her mouth. “What the fuck?” she said, but it was all garbled. And then she did the most amazing thing ever: she stood up and coughed, spitting his load right in his face. For a second she looked embarrassed. But then she just rolled with it. “Thanks for the warning, asshole,” she said sarcastically. She wiped the side of her mouth. “I don’t care how many Lakers tickets you can get me, it’s not worth dealing with your tiny, overeager dick.”
I was speechless. I just sat there, staring at Joe with a face full of his own cum. I couldn’t help but laugh. Joe was such a freaking loser. I couldn’t believe that I’d let his happiness with Sierra drive me crazy. They weren’t happy. They may have looked happy in their Instagram pictures, but their whole relationship was a joke. Kind of like Joe’s sexual prowess. Total. Joke.
I couldn’t stop laughing. Which made Tanner start laughing too. I clutched my stomach where a cramp was starting to form.
“Has Sierra seen this yet?” I somehow managed to ask through my laughter.
“Nope. This is the only copy. What you do with it is entirely up to you.” Tanner popped the flash drive out of the computer and handed it to me.
“How’d you get this footage?”
Tanner smiled. “I have my ways.”
I should have asked for more details, but all I could think about was how priceless it would be to see the look on Sierra’s face when she saw this. I just needed to figure out the best way to present it to her. Invite her out for a drink? Oh! Or maybe show it to her with Joe in the room too. That way I’d get to see both their faces. Two for the price of one. I started giggling again just thinking about it.
I just wanted to sing and dance and scream. And lie down. My body so badly wanted to plank. Maybe it was because my arms were so heavy. Would Tanner mind if I planked right now on this counter? Probably not… More importantly, why had I never thought to spit Joe’s cum in his face? I kind of wanted to watch it again.
“This is so amazing,” I said as I looked down at the flash drive. “I can’t believe you got this footage for me. I freaking love you.” The second I said it, I clapped my hand over my mouth.Shit!Why did I say that to him? Yes, it was the truth. But we’d only been dating for 24 hours. I couldn’t drop the L-bomb that fast! Only psychos did that! “I mean…I don’t love you love you. I love you as in…love ya’, bro. Buddy old pal.” I lightly punched his arm.
He gave me a funny look.
Oh God.What had I just done? Before he could say anything, I jumped off my chair and ran out of the room. But my brain was so foggy that I forgot we were on a boat. As I flipped over the railing and fell three stories into the Hudson River, I realized that the Kool-Aid had been spiked.
Stalker Problems - Chapter 66 - The L Word
Friday – June 2, 2023
Falling three stories into the river sobered me upfast.My initial belly flop probably would have been enough, but then the water was freaking freezing. Worst of all though was the panic of watching the yacht float away.
Was I going to die here? It seemed like a fitting end for me - embarrassing myself beyond belief and then drunkenly throwing myself overboard. Drowning in my awkwardness.
It was official. I’d tried so hard not to do it. But here it was. Incident #6.Damn it! That’s way too many incidents!
