Ash,
I had Odegaard design a special Spaceboy themed collection for the launch party tomorrow. I can’t wait to see which outfit you choose.
See you at the pier at 8 pm.
-Tanner
P.S. Chastity can take her pick as well, but I have a feeling I know which outfit she’ll want…
“Tanner is officially the most amazing man ever,” said Chastity. “He’s definitely going to ask you out tomorrow at the party.”
“I’m 100% sure that he won’t.” I tried to act casual. But I was definitely beaming.
“Why? Did something happen at the cake tasting?”
“Not really. Just the usual… Had a wild sex dream on the way there. And then we tried some cake. And then he asked me to be HIS FREAKING GIRLFRIEND!”
“WHAT?! Are you serious?!”
I nodded.
“Ahhh!” She tossed the note aside, bear-hugged me, and then started jumping up and down with me. “We did it!”
“I have to admit, I didn’t think that your crazy advice would work. But it totally did. He was so freaking jealous about what happened at Club Onyx that he couldn’t even help himself.”
“I told you it would work!”
I nodded. “I owe you one.”
“I’ll be more than happy to take half of these clothes as my payment. But before we get to that, I need to know… Did you two bang it out on the way home? I bet that limo ride was fire emoji fire emoji fire emoji.” She fanned herself with her hand. “Oh! And how big is his penis? Eight inches?” She stared at me. “Nine inches? A FOOT?!”
I laughed. “We didn’t bang. Just lots of making out.”
“For real?”
“Yes.”
“Weird.”
“Why is that weird? I think he’s just like…old-fashioned or something. Maybe he’s waiting for us to say the L-word before we bang.” He had briefly mentioned courtship. He was just an old soul. And a little weird.Just like me.
“Well then why didn’t you tell him that you love him?”
I laughed. “Because I don’t love him yet.” It was a lie and I was pretty sure she knew it.
“Who are you most excited to see every day at work?” asked Chastity.
“You,” I lied.
Chastity stared at me. “Really?”
“Fine. Tanner.”
“Mhm. And what do you think about at night when you’re trying to fall asleep?”
“Whether or not I have to pee again before I fall asleep.”
“What else?” she asked.
