“Nope. Next.”
“Director of Digital Operations.”
Chastity shook her head.
“And finally, Dad of Daughters Only.”
“That’s it?”
“Yup. I kind of like that last one. The idea of Tanner pissing off a girl-dad is kind of hilarious.”
“Wait…what if that’s it?!”
I laughed. But Chastity didn’t. “Wait, are you serious?” I asked.
“Yes. Think about it. Tanner is part of a sex club. What if he fucked some dude’s daughter? Orallof his daughters. Maybe even all at the same time. That could potentially piss a guy off enough for him to accept nothing less than revenge.”
“Holy shit. I think you’re right!”That little man-slut!
“The best part is that this is so easy to fix. Once we find out whose daughter he banged, you can just pretend to be Tanner’s daughter and let the guy revenge-bang you. And then you and Tanner can live happily ever after.”
“Oh right. Since Tanner would totally be cool with me banging someone else.”
“Did you learn nothing from those videos I gave you?”
“The porn?”
“Yes! Specifically the ones where the wives paid off their husbands’ gambling debts by fucking on camera? The husbands were always so appreciative.”
“Now I have to film it too?!”This plan just keeps getting worse and worse.“I just got rid of one sex tape. I’m not going to make another!”
“That part is probably negotiable,” said Chastity. “I guess it really depends on if Tanner made a sex tape with the dude’s daughter…”
A knock at the door interrupted our conversation.
“You expecting company?” asked Chastity.
“Nope.”
“Oh! It’s probably a date card!” Chastity ran to the door.
I was right behind her.Society date tonight with Tanner?! Yes!
Chastity squealed with excitement. “It’s an envelope!”
It was. But it was blue rather than black. And it was a little bigger than the Society invitations usually were.
Chastity tore into it and pulled out another envelope. This one had a message scrawled on the front:
Ash,
If I disappear, open this envelope.
-Tanner
He’d sent me a just-in-case note? I blinked fast to make sure I wouldn’t start crying. I’d told him how much I wished Rosalie had left a note behind.And he remembered.
“Wow,” said Chastity. “The idea of dodo tapping Tanner’s phone really has him shook.”
