“I figured you needed a little extra room for your Odegaards,” she read. “Hope you like it.” She tossed me the note and shook her head. “Does Tanner have a brother? Please tell me he does. I would do anything to get a closet like this.”
“Tanner really is the best. First Spaceboy, and now this.”How did I get so lucky?Seriously. I knew he was a billionaire. But it still took a ton of thought and planning to surprise me with the coolest freaking closet in the history of closets. The fact that the entrance was a secret bookshelf just made it all that much better.
“Spaceboy?” asked Chastity.
“Yeah. At the launch party.”
“WHAT?!”
“Oh my God! I can’t believe I forgot to tell you. I was going to, but I wanted to do it in person. And then the whole thing with Joe happened. And then this closet…”
“Wait. Hold everything. Are you seriously telling me that Tanner got Spaceboy to play at our launch party for Wineflix and Chill?”
“Yup.”
“OH MY GOD!!!!” yelled Chastity. I had never seen her so excited. “I’m gonna get to bang Spaceboy!”
“DJ Spaceboy?” I asked. “Or his dancers too?”
“Um, all three of them can do whatever they want to me.”
“Ew,” said Madison. She’d apparently completed her perimeter check for perverts. “They probably have AIDS, you know. By the way, this closet is even bigger than we thought. There’s actuallythreestories.”
“Three? Are you serious?”
“Yup. Did you really not see anyone build this place? That seems almost impossible.”
“Vampire magic!” said Chastity. “I just wish we could have caught it on tape. Wait…did you ever set up that webcam I sentyou when I was trying to convince you to be a camgirl a few months ago?”
“I did not.”
“Damn.” Chastity plopped down on one of the many couches. “We were so close to learning all his secrets.”
“Were we?” I asked. “Because I’m pretty sure all the video would have showed us was what construction company he’d hired. What we really need is a camera inhisapartment. Or his office.”
“Ash! You’re a genius!”
“I am?”
“Yeah. Bugging his office is brilliant. Best case scenario he’ll just let his secret slip during a private phone call. Worst case scenario, he’ll give us enough hints to find Club Onyx, and then we go there and learn all his secrets the old-fashioned way.”
I laughed.Or he gets us fired.“Of course. How did we not think of that sooner? Especially since bugging an office is so easy. Let me just call my contact at the CIA and get a few pointers.”
Chastity rolled her eyes. “I’m serious. It’s not that hard to bug an office. I know Dexter has some equipment we could use.”
“The IT guy that tricked you into getting naked during a game of D&D?”
“That’s the one.” She pulled out her phone and texted him. He responded almost immediately. “Okay, he’s in.”
“Just like that?”
“Yeah. I knew he wouldn’t be able to resist a good blowjob.”
“You really don’t have to do that.”
“I don’t mind,” said Chastity. “He actually has a pretty nice dick. And I don’t know what his secret is, but his cum makes my skin so soft. Anyway…my job is easy. You’re gonna be the one doing all the hard work tomorrow.”
I had a lot of questions about that cum comment. But I was a little more preoccupied with what she was going to make me do. And whether or not my skin was about to be soft too. “All the hard work?” I asked. “What exactly is your plan here?”
