“Whoa, what?” asked Chastity. “We just had a feeling you might need us. Because of what today is. But what’s this about Joe and your sex tape?”
Madison looked like she was about to break the stem off her wine glass. “I’m gonna kill that bastard.”
“No need. Tanner sorted it all out.” I held up the flash drives Tanner had given me. I brought them up to speed on Joe being a dick and then Tanner making me wish on his silly genie lamp prop.
“So the drives just magically appeared in his pocket?” asked Liz.
I almost jumped when she talked. I thought she had fallen asleep halfway through my story. “According to him, yes. But I’m pretty sure his PI just found them a few weeks ago when Tanner was stalking me.”
Madison made a weird throat noise. “Gross. How many times do you think he masturbated to it before handing it over to you?”
“Umm…” I hadn’t thought about that. I’d been horrified at just the thought of him seeing it. But if he’d seen it andlikedit, then that was a different story.
“Did you use your other two wishes yet?” asked Liz.
Since when is Liz so talkative?“I did.” I took a big gulp of wine. “I wished for cum to taste like cookies. And then I wished for cookies.”
Chastity nearly jumped out of her chair. “You little slut! I can’t believe you finally fucked Tanner!”
I shook my head. “I wish. Instead he just fulfilled my third wish by having his houseboy deliver a platter of cookies. We did kiss again, though…”
“Houseboy?” asked Chastity. “As in…a gay sex slave?”
“What? No. Tanner’s not gay.”Is he?Nope.The way he kissed me was anything but gay.
Chastity grabbed her phone and pulled up a picture of some random dude wearing way too much leather. “Was the houseboy wearing something like this?”
“Dear lord, no. He was dressed more like a butler.”
Chastity nodded in approval. “Oh…classy. Once Daddy gets his money back, I’m gonna have him buy me the hottest houseboy.”
“To…do gay things in front of you?”
“Uh, no. My houseboy is gonna keep my house spotless. And he’s gonna be excellent at full body massages. And when I say full body, I meanfullbody.” Chastity pointed to her crotch and wiggled her eyebrows.
“But I thought you said houseboys are gay sex slaves?”
“When they work for a guy, yes.”
“I really don’t think Tanner has a gay houseboy.”
“But he says the gayest things sometimes,” Chastity said.
I shook my head. “He just has weird phrases from having been all over the world. His houseboy seemed more like a manservant.”
“I’m not so sure,” said Madison. “I think he might be gay. Because if he’s not, I don’t know how he could resist your beautiful body.”
Weird.
“Speaking of Tanner’s secret,” said Chastity. “Did you guys have any luck digging up info about Club Onyx? I still think that’sour best shot at figuring out his secrets. For all we know, maybe that’s where he found his houseboy.”
Madison shook her head. “I tried asking around, but no one had heard of Club Onyx. If it exists, then those perverts do a good job of keeping their rape parties quiet.”
“I found a few things,” said Liz, who was somehow still awake. She pulled a notebook out of her purse and flipped to a page absolutelypackedwith notes and doodles.
I craned my neck to try to make out some of the words. “Is that all about Club Onyx?”
“Yeah. Last year a senior overheard his dad talking about a pool party orgy at Club Onyx. Ever since then, it’s been an awfully hot topic amongst the students at Empire High. I tried to remember everything I’ve heard them say about it.” She scanned down her notes. “Let’s see… A few weeks ago a guy wanted to throw a ‘Club Onyx Party’ where the girls all had to wear lingerie and doanythingsomeone asks them to. But then one of the girls shot back and said that she’s heard that all the men at Club Onyx wear gray sweatpants. And that there’s no sex allowed.”
