I was?
Fuck it.
“Five. Four.” I refused to smile whenDakota huffed but set the pen down.
“I’m going.” Wobbling a bit, he stood upand started heading toward the bedrooms.
Refusing to trust the two drunks, Ifollowed them down the hall to see them crashing into what seemed to be Wade’sbed. Heading into the bathroom, I found painkillers in the medicine cabinet andthen called out to Shane to grab some water for them.
When they were as settled as I could makethem, I headed out to the living room where I took Bradley’s hands and helpedhim to stand. It was time to take my very drunk omega home.
Chapter 15
Bradley
Something had clearly died in my mouth.
Since my tongue seemed to be stuck to theroof of my mouth, I rubbed my hand over my face and groaned. I was going tohave to get up if I wanted to evict the carcass.
The quiet laughter coming from the worldabove the blanket didn’t help my mood any.
Wait.
Laughter?
Forcing my brain to work was giving me aheadache, but when I realized I had no idea where I was, it was worth it. Imade one eye open and pushed the covers away from my head. More laughter had melooking over at the door where Simon was lounging against the frame with whatlooked to be painkillers and coffee.
I was in love.
Everything hurt as I sat up, lookingaround. “Mine?”
He grinned as he crossed the room. “Ishould make you grovel a bit first, but yes.”
Swallowing the pills with the almost toohot coffee, I let the caffeine start to hit my system before I pushed my brainany more. “Grovel?”
Looking around, I took another sip. “Howdid I get here?”
What the fuck had been in that drink lastnight?
I must have asked that one out loud becauseSimon answered. “Moonshine and vodka.”
I swallowed wrong and started choking. WhenI could breathe, I looked at him. “What?”
Grinning like an idiot, he nodded. “ThankAustin for that hangover. And for future reference, no more moonshine.Evidently you’re usually a funny, horny drunk and I would prefer that one tothe omega who argues with me about monster tattoos on the end of my dick.”
Oh shit.
Closing my eyes, I sighed. “Really?”
His chuckles said he wasn’t angry, so thathelped a little. “Yes, you were very forceful in your insistence that I was tomake Austin stop teasing Jonah about me getting a monster mouth tattooed on mydick because he was scaring Jonah.”
Fuck.
“I remember arguing with him about tattoos.But everything else is kind of vague.” I peeked over the coffee cup, opening myeyes. “I called you?”
“Yes.” He was enjoying my discomfortentirely too much. “And after I handled the monster penis issue, you refused tobe taken to your own home because according to you, I was supposed to know thatyou had to come home with me because I’m your Dom and that’s how this works.”
Oh fuck.
