“No more moonshine.” Ever.
Still grinning, Simon nodded. “Agreed. Youwere…a shining example of your sharp wit.”
Oh.
“Do I owe you an apology?” I wouldn’t feelbad about whatever happened with the guys, but they usually deserved it. Simonhadn’t.
“No.” He shook his head and leaned in togive me a quick kiss.
I scrunched up my nose. “My mouth is gross.Don’t torture yourself.”
He barked out a laugh and sat down besideme on the bed. “You might want to tell Austin you’re not going to throw him outthe window, though.”
“What?” Someone needed to just shoot me.
We’d only had one real date and I’d endedup showing him I was stark raving insane.
He grinned. “Oh yes, did I forget tomention that part? When you called me last night, it was to come fix thesituation because you were going to throw Austin out the window.”
His smile was utterly gleeful. “Now it tookme a while to figure out what was going on, but evidently, you didn’tappreciate his idea of my getting a monster mouth tattooed on the end of mydick because you didn’t want to be fucked by a monster mouth.”
I had a feeling he’d been waiting hours tobe able to share his fun with me. One hand went up and he pointed like he hadan idea. “And it upset Jonah. Let’s not forget that. You two were convinced hewas going to have nightmares.”
“Oh, you’ve got to be kidding.” No morefucking moonshine.
Where the hell had he gotten something likethat?
“Oh no, we’re just getting started.” Heleaned back on his hands, still wearing that shit-eating grin. “You hung upbefore I could figure out where the hell you were. I had to go drag Shane outof the house because I didn’t know where anyone else lived.”
Oops.
“And then Shane had to call Silas becausethey thought you guys had declared it a nondrinking night as compared to thenights you get wasted.” His questioning glare made me feel like a kid who wasgetting grilled by their father.
“We get there and find Dakota making notesall over cloth napkins. The moving furniture seemed to have returned becausehalf of you were on the floor and for some unknown reason Austin wasquestioning me about getting additional tattoos on my penis while wearing aball gown and heels.”
“Welcome to the family?” I shrugged. “Whatcan I say, we’re unique.”
He laughed then leaned forward and kissedme again. “That’s one word for it.”
Then he narrowed his eyes and pointed atme. “But if you ever threaten to make me sleep on the couch again just becauseI tried to set an alarm clock, you’re getting a spanking.”
I just set the almost empty cup on the sidetable and tried to crawl back under the covers. “I’m clearly still asleep andjust need to wake up.”
Simon wasn’t supportive of my delusion.
“Lunch is going to be ready in a fewminutes. It’s mostly breakfast stuff, but at almost noon, we’re not callingthis breakfast.” He chuckled when I groaned again.
“Noon?” I usually went in and put in atleast a half-day on Sundays, but it looked like that wasn’t on the to-do listfor today.
“Yes, that’s what happens when it’s almosttwo before the drunk cranky omega gets to bed.” I might have groaned again.“Did I mention cranky?”
I pushed the covers back. “How are youfinding this so funny?”
I had to admit I wouldn’t be thisentertained if the situations had been reversed.
He shrugged. “Once I realized you were okayand just drunk as a skunk it was mostly funny. Especially once I got you tostop worrying and arguing with me.”
“No more moonshine.” I wasn’t going topromise no more drunk phone calls.
