I leaned over to Bradley. “I was so goodthat I’m going to get another spanking.”
Wade had been trying to stand up, but hestarted laughing so hard again the floor decided to shift under him. Sittingwas probably a better idea. He was slightly unsteady on his feet. I looked upat Silas who’d somehow gotten closer. “You’re so fast. Did you see the floortilt too? It keeps trying to eat Wade.”
Silas glanced at Wade who was stilllaughing. “Nice to see you, Wade.”
He was so polite.
The room whirled as I turned to findTanner. “See, he’s so sweet.”
Silas groaned. “Trouble, I thought you saidyou were just going to hang out and have some wine with the guys.”
“We did.”
Silas was so coordinated he managed to pickup my glass and Bradley’s in one hand. “This isn’t wine.”
“You’re sexy and smart. The perfectMaster.” Silas looked like he was trying not to laugh, but I didn’t know why.“I’m very serious, Master.”
I tried to lean forward and hug him, but myarms missed. He must have moved again. “Stand still. I was trying to hug you.”
Silas snorted. “I can’t believe I told youthat you could take a cab home.”
Somehow he ended up in my arms, so I gavehim a hug as he leaned over me. “But I couldn’t remember the cab number, so Itexted you. I’m such a good boy, aren’t I, Master?”
Silas actually smiled as he started pullingmy hands to help me stand up. “Yes, you’re very good.”
I glanced over to see Wade and Jonah stillsitting on the floor giggling. “He’s very proud of me. I bet I get great sex.”
Silas seemed to be asking the ceiling whathe was going to do with me. “Is the ceiling talking to you? Maybe we shouldcall a cab because we don’t drink and drive. And talking ceilings probably fallunder the drinking and driving rule too.”
“How are you still upright and talking?”
Silas seemed to be asking that questionvery seriously so I nodded and gave him a very carefully enunciated answer back.“Because you’re holding my hand and you keep the room from moving.”
“Fuck.”
“I know. I’m so glad you want to do it too.I’m so horny I could explode.” I tried to grab my dick, but when I let go ofSilas, the room started to move again. But I managed to find his arm before Iended up on the floor with Jonah. “See, I told you how important you were.”
Dakota kept trying to say something, butthe laughter kept the words coming out garbled. I smiled apologetically atSilas. “Sorry, he’s had too much to drink.”
For some reason, Tanner found thathilarious, so I shrugged at Silas. “He’s a little too sober.”
Silas rolled his eyes. “Not sober enough todrive, so I hope Shane is coming to get him.”
Silas was magic.
He made Shane appear out of midair. “Youguys need to shut the front door.”
“I’ve got my hands full.” Silas didn’t seemto find Shane helpful. But since he’d conjured Shane it probably wasn’t nice toscowl.
Shane found Silas funny for some reasonbecause he started to laugh. Maybe he wasn’t very helpful. Master was so smart.He needed to know that, so I leaned close so I wouldn’t miss and threw my armsaround him. “You’re so smart, Master.”
“And you’re so drunk I’m not sure whetherto spank you or laugh at you.”
If he was confused, I decided I had to helphim choose. “Spank me.”
That had Shane starting to laugh again, soI looked up at Master. “He’s not very helpful.”
Now it was Master’s turn to laugh. When hecould breathe, he hugged me tightly. “Let’s get you home.”
