Rasmus
What are your favorites?
Haisley
*sends a photo of a light pink mug that says ‘I don’t make mistakes, I date them’ with a unicorn design and rainbow colors*
Rasmus
Solid choice
Here’s a mug you could add to your collection for times I visit
*sends a photo of mug saying ‘I like you for your personality, but that dick is a great bonus’*
Haisley
*eyeroll emoji*
Rasmus
Papa Shane told us a pregnancy joke earlier today, and he doesn’t even know you’re pregnant
Haisley
That’s weird. But you’re obligated to share the joke with me as you’re the one who got me pregnant.
Rasmus
Okay…
Haisley
Let’s hear it
Rasmus
What do a pregnant woman, burnt food, and a frozen beerhave in common?
Haisley
I have no idea
Rasmus
Some idiot forgot to pull it out on time
Haisley
Ouch, calling you an idiot like that was mean
Rasmus
…
Rasmus
I bought a new book called What to Expect When You’re Expecting
