Rasmus
The best mistake of my life
Haisley
Don’t ever call our baby a mistake
*missed call from Rasmus*
Rasmus
Haisley, answer the fucking phone
Haisley
I was joking. Chill.
Rasmus
I saw a video about something called a Dadchelor party…what even is that?
Haisley
Oh, you mean a Man Shower?
Rasmus
I’m so confused
Haisley
Apparently those are legit terms. They’re baby showers for dads. You know what a baby shower is, right?
Rasmus
Yeah, it’s a party for the expecting parent where people bring gifts and eat cake…?
Haisley
That’s the one. I’ll probably have a small one with my friends closer to the due date. But if you want a Dadchelor, I’m sure Lee or Papa Shane would be thrilled to throw you one.
Rasmus
Please don’t even mention the idea to them. They would definitely overdo it.
Haisley
If it’s a boy, you can get me one of these mugs
*sends a photo of mug saying ‘Growing a pair’ in a script font*
Rasmus
That’s brilliant. But why would you want a mug?
Haisley
I collect funny mugs. I have over 50 of them.
