Yeah, that's right, asshole.You're in for the shock of your life.
Darren continues, "We want everyone to be comfortable, leave sexually satisfied, and know they are always in control of what happens to them."
A little red flag pops up in the back of my mind.Someone has been sexually assaulted or abused.I wonder who.I examine the group with new eyes.
It's definitely Angela.
"We strive to make sure our women are treated as equals."He scowls at TD.
TD nods and lets it go."Sure.That's cool.I don't have a problem with that.Rachael will love this rule."
I can see him and Rachael plotting her rules for her first visit.
"Siri, is this your first time as a swinger?Are you a virgin?"
Everyone is smiling at me, and Charlie is leering, but that's just Charlie.
"Yes, Darren, I am a virgin," I answer truthfully.
"Then, you have the floor."
I look at the stripper pole as I tap my finger on my lips."Hmm."Then I walk up to it.
With my back to them, I lightly lay my fingers on it."Let me think about my rules just a minute."
I tap dance my fingers up and down the pole.
I know how to be dramatic.
Cocking my ass as I release my hair from my comb.Tossing it off the stage, I shake my mane out.
Looking over my shoulder, I inform them."You aren't the only ones who have a secret life."
Touching my toes, I dip my shoulder.In one fluid, dramatic motion, hair tossing motion, I show them I'm a stripper.
No one is breathing.
"Everyone has secrets."
Grasping my stiletto heel, lifting my foot over my head, I do a split in the air.Then lean forward and rest it on the pole.
Twisting my torso, laying my head back, letting my hair dangle, I look over my shoulder at them."Some of us are better than others at hiding them."
Grasping the stripper pole with both hands, I bend my knee and hook it.Pulling my body against it, mounting it, I climb to the top.
Pointing to my audience as I rotate my body horizontally to the floor."Tonight is going to be a night you will never forget."
I pull my body back to the pole in a sitting position, keeping my legs straight."You are going to love my rules."
I release my legs and swing them down, arching my back, pushing my body away from the pole for momentum, then I pull them hard and swing both legs on the same side of the pole.The momentum pushes them up and over my head into an upside-down pole handstand.I hold that position, pausing for effect, demonstrating my strength.Guaranteeing, they understand I am in control.
No one has made a sound.All eyes are on me.
I open my legs in a full straddle split, then rotate them away from the pole.I spin slowly around.Hooking the pole again with my top leg at the knee, I dangle my body and continue the rotation as I control the slide down the pole.
Yes.I'm a professional pole dancer.
They are in complete shock.
