Angela puts her hand on her heart."Oh, thank god!"As everyone breathes and relaxes again.
Darren walks up to him and stares him down."Why did you tell us she was your sister then?Why not just say she was your girlfriend?"
"'Cause, she's not my girlfriend.We're closer than that."He shrugs.He looks around the room, knowing he almost fucked himself over and doing damage control, turning up his charm."She's….She's fucking family, man.Literally.Okay?"He pleads, "It's complicated."
Darren continues staring at him, and no one says a word.
I lean over and say in a soft voice."I think an apology for misleading everyone would go a long way here, bro."
He cuts his eyes at me.Then tells Darren."Sorry about the confusion.My bad.I should have explained."
Darren looks at him.Then he looks at me.
I shrug, "Everyone has secrets.Some are better at hiding them than others."
He nods, "So they do."Looking at the others, he asks, "Everybody okay with this news?"
They all look at each other, then nod, "Sure.It's cool."
"Okay.Where was I?"
TD clears his throat."Umm.I asked if I could still fuck Rachael since she's my partner, even though she isn't my partner tonight.Siri is."
Darren answers."I think that will be alright.Any objections?"
No one objects.Everyone nods.
Angela says, "That was Rule #6."
Darren nods and continues, "#7: No lube, no condoms, no hard-on, no problem."
He points to the cabinets under the TV behind him."We have anything you need.Help yourselves.#8: All forms of sex are allowed as long as the parties involved agree before starting.Everyone has different tastes.Just make sure you are on the same page.We don't want any drama.The goal is for all parties to achieve orgasm.Everyone leaves here happy and sexually satisfied."
TD grins, "That's what I'm talking about."
"Rule #9: If this is your first night with a new partner, you HAVE to fuck."
TD fucks air making everyone laugh."No need to explain further."
"And last is #10, which we use only on the night of new member initiation."
Mandy says to me."Siri, you're gonna like this."
Darren grins."If the woman is a virgin to the swinger's lifestyle, she is allowed to add her own rules tonight."
Everyone smiles at me—everyone except TD.
"Sweet!"I smile back.I can unleash my Diva, escape un-fucked and rock their world!
"Hang on now."TD says."Why?"
"This is a little token of our desire to help the woman feel comfortable and in control, while she gets her feet wet fucking someone other than her partner."
"Why only the woman?"TD frowns."Why not the man too?That's not fair."His voice is whiny, and the spoiled rich kid shines for all to see.
"Because women are generally less comfortable hooking up with different partners.Particularly if they haven't chosen him, and for sure, if he's a stranger."
TD looks at me with suspicion, and I smirk.
