Talia – Daddy-Kins to the rescue.
Garrick – Thank fuck.
Me – What he said.
Mom – Watch your language.
Garrick – Yes, ma’am.
Me – Yes, ma’am.
Talia – I’m a good girl.
Ethan – ........
Garrick – ........
Me – .......
Alec – ........
Dad – What has she done now?
Mom – Have kids, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.
Ethan – Have y’all noticed the big dent in her car?
Garrick – Dominik refused to fix it.
Talia – Because he’s an ass.
Talia – In my defense, it wasn’t my fault. Who the hell backs into a parked car?
Garrick – You.
Ethan – You.
Me – You.
Dad – You.
Alec – You.
Mom – ............
Talia – Hey! Why are y’all getting onto me? This was all about Ethan being a principal and not knowing what to do for a sick kid.
Garrick – If I ever have kids... they won’t be going to his school.
Me – I second this.
Talia – I third this.
Ethan – It’s the only school!
Alec – Speaking of school, just got finished banging the sweetest piece. Like of my life.
Me – Dude. Check your text thread.
