Garrick – What he said.
Talia – What they said.
Alec – First time I’m saying this. What they said.
Ethan – What the fuck do I do?
Ethan –*Green goop all over his white sheets on his king-sized bed*
Me – Are you fucking kidding me?
Garrick – I just threw up.
Talia – Go jump in the lake?
Alec – I just ate cereal. BRB.
Ethan – Grow the fuck up!
Ethan – Melanie has the shits!!
Me – Take her to the Emergency Room.... Ain’t normal.
Garrick – Give her a fucking bath. Then throw your sheets away. Buy a new mattress.
Garrick – Correction. Burn said mattress.
Talia – Oh, for heaven’s sakes. Just call Mom.
Ethan – She told me if I called her for something stupid again, she was going to ream my ass.
Me – Nah. I told her to do that.
Ethan – Are you serious?
Me – Who the hell calls their Mom because they can’t find a matching sock?
Ethan – Hey, I had a long fucking night.
Talia – So didn’t need to know that.
Garrick silenced notifications.
Me – I’m about to do that too. Call. MOM.
Daddy-Kins & Mommy-Kins Text Thread
Ethan – Mom. What do I do?
Ethan –*Inserts Picture*
Dad – Remember that time she had the virus and what we told you to do?
Ethan – Yeah...
Dad – .....
Ethan – Ohhhhhh.
