Of course, I wouldn’t have ever kept this from you.
ME
I know, I just meant thank you for
My hands hover over the screen. I don’t know what I’m thanking her for. The baby? I erase the message and try again.
ME
I know you wouldn’t have pretty girl
How are you feeling?
ROSIE
Good, craving a ham sandwich
ME
Get one
ROSIE
I don’t even eat meat! Plus no processed meat allowed according to the internet.
ME
Damn
I’ll eat one for you
ROSIE
My hero
ME
What else are you craving?
(That’s acceptable, safe and legal)
ROSIE
Ha nothing yet but I’ll let you know
ME
Please do
ROSIE
Yesterday I really wanted salted caramel ice cream
It takes me less than two minutes to open a food delivery app, and I send her the screenshot of the confirmation.
Rosie
You didn’t just do that!
