Let him sleep in the one closer to the door, okay?
Hart had insisted on the same thing the night before, but he’d used the excuse of having had a lot of water and not wanting to wake me up.
Why?
Because he’s the one with a gun under his pillow.
Jesus.
You seriously think someone’s going to break in and try to kill me?
Not really.
But I don’t want to take any chances.
You’d rather they kill him?
He’s got the gun and the combat training.
I like his odds in a fight better than yours.
Gee, thanks.
I love you.
And I trust him to keep you safe.
I love you.
Who’s keeping you safe?
Ray.
You see those teeth?
Also Helen has a shotgun.
A shotgun?!
You’re from rural Virginia.
Why is this surprising?
The Community doesn’t believe in guns.
No, just knives and teeth.
And corporal punishment.
Point taken.
Be careful.
Please.
I’ll do my best not to be eaten by an alpaca.
I mean it.