‘This is fucking amazing!’ she mouths at me and I nod back, delighted.
This is exciting new territory for our Louise and Sven. Usually it’s standard missionary once a week. In fact, beforetoday’s drastic change in tone, basically every time they had sex, we would hear the following through the wall:
‘Can you at least lick it?’
‘Ughhhh, but I gave you a blowjob a couple of months ago.’
‘I know, but I really love it, and I did go down on you for ages last week.’
‘Hmm, when did you last wash it?’
*long silence*
‘Um, this morning?’
‘Properly?’
*long silence*
‘Yes.’
‘OK, I’ll lick it and see.’
*unenthusiastic slurping noises*
‘Can I stop now?’
‘But it’s not hard yet!’
‘It’s sort of semi-hard! It’s fine, I’ll just thumb it in.’
‘OK. Ow. Owwwww. Ooh. Oh yes, Louise, YES.’
‘You like that?’
‘Ohhhhhh yes, yesssssssssss! YESSSSSSSS.’
‘Are you done?’
‘Yes, I love you so much, Louise.’
‘OK, I don’t want to get cystitis so I’m going to the loo now to empty this out.’
‘Love you.’
‘Yep.’
I wonder what’s inspired this new twist on their sex life?
Maybe it’s a part Louise is auditioning for. But I thought theGame of Throneshype was over. She hasn’t mentioned anything specific, but she’s been super busy with meetings this past week or so. She said she doesn’t want to jinx anything by telling us any more about it, but she’s buzzing all the same. Honestly, the range of ‘acting jobs’ she goes for is so broad, it could be anything. Being an actor out on auditions seems to mean anything from starring in a West End show to being someone’s fake girlfriend at a bar mitzvah.
‘We should probably stop listening,’ I mouth at Bibi as they reach a bit of a romantic/disgusting point in proceedings. The magic staff is preparing its potion.
She frowns. ‘Is thatdefinitelySven?’ she whispers and I mirror her frown.
‘Of course it is.’
Bibi shakes her head. ‘It just doesn’t sound like him at all.’
