Page 9 of Pretend for Me
Pretty sure it’s your ‘sunny’ personality that brings people to tears.
Hudson Case
[middle finger emoji]
@Dev Menon, how bad did you piss her off?
Dev Menon
I didn’t do shit. Not even when she prattled on about her crazy sex life like fucking Jabberjaw Joe.
Garrett Meyer
Someone sounds jealous.
Dean Meyer
I would be too if I was doing the right-handed prayer every night.
Dev Menon
And her hairless cat was into me.
Hudson Case
With that haircut, I don’t doubt it.
Dean Meyer
Dude! Have some respect for the fact that the rest of us are married and can’t be talking about other women’s hairless . . . kitties!
Darian Meyer
This conversation just got really weird, and I’m worried Rani is going to think we’re talking abouthairless cats.
Dev Menon
Wearetalking about hairless cats. Piper has a hairless cat that jumped into my lap and practically begged me to pet it.
Dean Meyer
This sounds like the premise of a really bad porno.
[Darian Meyerhas left the chat]
[Dean Meyerhas addedDarian Meyerto the chat]
Garrett Meyer
@Dev Menon, are you sure you didn’t accidentally go to a strip club?
Is it me or does it sound like he kinda liked it? Andher.
Dean Meyer
I think we can safely assume Dev’s into hairless kitties.
Hudson Case
