Christmas came in the way of a nearly drowned party planner this year.
Sia Fitzgerald is obsessed with Christmas.
So she’s decided to use her event planning skills to turn Martha’s Vineyard into a winter wonderland.
Which is about the last thing I want.
Since leaving the Coast Guard, I own a fish shack.
And once the season’s over, everyone leaves.
It’s amazing.
But now, Little Miss Christmas is screwing all of that up.
Problem is, Sia also looks more delicious than any cookie she bakes up.
And I want to trim her tree.
I know she thinks I’m the Grinch,
And I’ll be one, if I can steal her heart.