“That’d be perfect. The women of the world chasing us men. Begging us to fuck them.” He could see Alison now, kneeling before him begging for his cock. His eyes met Ethan’s and they both burst out laughing. “Not one of us would make it past the first offer.”
“Nope. Not one.” Ethan refilled his glass. “Shame though.”
“Yeah, it is.”
They sat in silence for few minutes.
“So, what did you do?” asked Ethan.
“Nothing.”
“Come on. A woman doesn’t refuse to fuck her husband on her wedding night.”
“She didn’t refuse.”
“I’m confused.” Ethan frowned.
Harker’s jaw tensed. “She…she laughed.”
“She laughed?” Ethan pointed to Harker’s crotch. “At your—”
“No. We hadn’t gotten that far.”
“Oh. Wow. That’s good because I don’t think there’s any going back from that. To have a woman laugh at your di—”
“She did not laugh at my dick.” He had to make that clear. He wasn’t letting that rumor start.
“Right. Got it.” Ethan frowned. “But...what did she laugh at because for pussy I’d let a woman laugh at almost anything—anything but my cock—and still keep going.”
“She laughed at the thought of me…of us…having sex.”
“Oh, fuck.” Ethan’s brow wrinkled. “You should’ve kissed her. If it’s done right, there’s no room for anything but lust.”
“I do it right and I tried.” He touched his nose. “She started laughing and busted my nose with her fucking head. She gave me a nosebleed.”
“Again?”
“Again? You heard about that? Did Adrian send you the video? I’m going to kill that bastard.”
“There’s a video?” Ethan pulled his phone from his pocket. “I have got to see that.”
“No you don’t.” Fuck, he’d done it now. Adrian would send the video to Ethan and Ethan would share it with everyone.
“I do. I really do.” Ethan typed on his phone and then dropped it onto the couch next to him.
“If you didn’t hear it from Adrian, where did—”
“Tobias and Merri came by for a drink.”
“Tobias has the biggest fucking mouth.”
“Yeah, but the good thing about friends like them is that you never have to worry about someone learning your secrets because you have none.” Ethan laughed.
“Yeah, that’s so great. I can’t wait to be the next Internet sensation.”
“Seriously, she was nervous. So what? You know how to deal with that.”
“She’s not just nervous. She doesn’t see me as a man.” The words tore at his inside like claws.
