“Oh god,” Sterling said quickly. “He’s gone senile. He just used the words ‘civilized’ and ‘Oliver’ in the same sentence.”
I laughed harder than I needed to. “And for us? We have the worst fucking mouths here. Kylie got kicked out of church one time for cussing.”
“Hey! The sermon hadn’t started yet and my ass had no business being there anyway,” she said defensively. “Not my fault the good Father was hotter than the hell he was warning us about.”
Sterling’s eyes flicked to mine, and I bit back my laugh — or tried to at least, but when I failed miserably, I decided to mess with my Dom instead. “He really was.”
“Catholic, I’m assuming? Vow of celibacy,” he said quickly. “That’s akin to being attracted to a poster on your wall.”
Kylie chuckled. “He wasn’t like that. He was dating. They were progressive for Catholics.”
The change in Sterling’s body language was immediate — and I wasn’t done.
“Ky, remember that porn I sent you?”
“That’s not the kind of porn you forget, and yes, it’s exactly that. Or would’ve been, anyway. I was too chicken-shit.”
Ollie looked between us. “Hold on, you send each other porn?”
“Hey,” Kylie chuckled. “A single girl’s gotta help another single girl out every once in a while.”
I looked down at my plate as I slipped a hand over into Sterling’s lap. “Made it very hard to look at a priest for a while.” I brushed his cock through his slacks, making him twitch and jerk hard enough to be noticeable.
“That’s good,” he said through clenched teeth. “Porn is ... healthy. Can someone pass the salt?”
“Looks like you’re salty enough already, big bro,” Ollie teased. “Jealous, much?”
“You know, I think I’ll drown my sorrows by buying myself a big, fancy private jet,” Sterling muttered. “You know a guy, don’t you, Ollie? Think he’ll cut me a deal?”
Welp, there goes playful Ollie. How quickly his face fell would have been comical if I didn’t feel so bad for him. I grabbed the salt and handed it over, but pulled it back when he reached for it. “Not too much. I added some already when I cooked it. You don’t need a bunch of salt.”