“Hold on.” Megan throws her hands up, palms out. “You guys don’t do anal?”
Amber’s head snaps toward her. “You guys do?”
Megan’s jaw drops. “You don’t either?” She looks between us, genuinely shocked. “Okay, what the hell? I amnotthe minority here. You two are.” She takes a sip of wine, her eyes wide over the rim. “Great, I’ve officially stepped into an episode ofSister Wives. You’re both so PG.”
“We arenotPG!” I fire back, laughing. “Give me some credit. I’m trying to be more adventurous. I even gave Jensen road head on the way here. And…” I pause for effect. “I swallowed.”
Silence.
Megan blinks, wine glass frozen halfway to her mouth.
“For the first time ever,” I add, grinning.
Her mouth drops open. “Oh. My. God.Yourfirsttime ever?”
Amber smacks her leg, shooting her a look. “Atta girl,” she says to me, grinning as she holds up her hand for a high five. “That’s what I’m talkin’ about.”
I laugh, giving her a high five, but Megan still hasn’t recovered.
“Seriously? First time?” she repeats, like she can’t wrap her head around it.
Amber rolls hers eyes. “Yeah, Meg. Calm down.”
Megan leans back. “No, I mean… I’m proud, but also, finally! And ew, now I’m thinking about my brother and—” She bursts out laughing mid-sentence, completely losing it. “I’m so glad you’re finally swallowing my brother’s… spunk,” she chokes on the word, dissolving into fits of laughter.
Her whole body is shaking, and despite being the butt of the joke, I can’t help but laugh too.
“Oh my God, stop,” I say, covering my face, but I’m grinning.
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” Megan gasps, wiping tears from her eyes. “I’ve had way too much wine.” She takes a deep breath, trying to pull it together, but the second she looks at me again, she snorts, biting her lip to keep from laughing more.
My phone buzzes again.
Jensen
Do you even know how hot you are? 10/10. Seriously. And new toys? On my way… haha.
I smile, biting my bottom lip as I quickly type back:
You think? What are you gonna do about that? Also… your sister is very drunk.
Jensen
Oh, I’ve got plans for you and Lola tonight. And Megan’s drunk? What’s new? I’m gonna be right there with her if Matt keeps buying everyone shots.
Before I can respond, Megan turns to Amber. “What’d you get to try?”
I set my phone in my lap as Amber casually reaches into her bag and pulls out a set of nipple clamps. My hands immediately fly to my chest, covering my boobs like that’ll somehow protect them. Just looking at those things makes my nipples ache.
“Do peopleactuallylike that?” I ask, eyeing the clamps like they might bite.
“Oh, Jesus, Alley,” Megan mutters, then turns to Amber. “Give her your nipple clamps.”
Amber clutches them to her chest, scandalized. “What? No! I bought these forme. I’ve never tried them, but I’ve always wanted to.”
Megan laughs. “Wow. Am I the only kinky one here?”
“Yes,” Amber and I say at the same time, grinning at each other.
