Kit:Why am I the second option in this list?
Ambrose:he’s been busy shacking up with his favourite film star
Trust them to just blurt it out, but Christopher’s a little relieved that they’ve given him an opening, despite the many rows of question marks sent by Haf and Kit.In one messyessay, he explains the wholeTessa-is-actually-Nash-Nadeausituation, and that Nash was going to be staying here a while longer, while assuring them that he’s mostly okay, apart from the whole mess of feelings towards Nash part, which he glosses over a bit.
Perhaps for the first time in the history of their group chat, no one says anything for ages.
Kit:Well.That’s really not what I was expecting you to say.
Christopher:What were you expecting?
Christopher:Actually, you don’t need to answer that.
Haf:That you’d gone hermit and had a Nash Nadeau marathon.
Ambrose:theres still time for that if you know what i mean
Kit:We all know what you mean.
Christopher:Also, sorry but I did tell Laurel and Ambrose yesterday about Nash.I thought they might pass the message on.
Laurel:I learned my lesson about passing on gossip last year thank you very much darling
Ambrose:he was having a gay panic
Christopher:I wasn’t
Ambrose:you were
Laurel:He was.
He can’t help but notice Haf and Kit have beentypingon and off for the last minute, and his stomach squirms.
Christopher:I hope you’re not upset I didn’t message you all about this earlier?It’s just been a lot of things happening at once.
Haf:Sorry we were screaming about how mad this is.THIS IS WILD.NASH NADEAU!?WHAT
Kit:also C, you’re forgiven for not telling your sister about your possibly very confusing sexual-fantasy-cum-real-life situation
Ambrose:haha cum
Kit:For fucks sake Ambrose
Laurel:Cheese and rice!
Phew.A weight he didn’t really know he’d been carrying lifts from his shoulders.At least that’s out in the open ...or, well, with his people.
Christopher:Just please don’t share this anywhere.He’s not asked outright for privacy or anything but still, I don’t want it getting out if we can avoid it.
Haf:Who am I going to tell?You are all the people I know.
Kit:I think that was a message for Ambrose.
Ambrose:yeh fair enough really
Laurel:Don’t forget to ask him if he’s taking brand deals.We’ve got some cute workout pieces he’d look wonderful in.
Christopher:I think he’s got some work stuff going on, so I’m not going to ask him that.Go through his agent or whatever.
