I took a gulp of the whiskey, and once again it burned all the way down, but now I felt a nice little glow starting in the pit of my stomach. “What was an accident?” I asked.
“Oh, just that Claire has not only obviously gotten up close and personal with Brock’s cock, but she’s also gotten a nice little gander at Zane’s,” Mara explained.
“How does that happen by accident? Did you walk in on him in the shower or something?” I took another sip, and didn’t even cough afterward.
“If it had been something like that, it would’ve just been an accidental glance at a soft dick,” Mara said. “No, she got the whole shebang, erect and…in situ, as it were.”
I stared at Claire. “Um. What?”
Claire rolled her eyes dramatically. “It was anaccident. By the time I realized what I was looking at, I was already hooked. I mean, itisa hot as fuck video, Mara. You have to admit that much.”
Mara shrugged. “Of course it’s hot as fuck video, the point is that it was aprivatevideo.”
“Well excuse the hell out of me! We used to go in each other’s phones all the time. I didn’t know things were different.” She shot me a look as she clarified for my sake. “Mara and I have been friends for a long time, and we used to be roommates. We’d check out each other’s phones all the time, pull pranks and shit, you know, change each other’s home screen photo to something stupid or whatever. Right after she and Zane hooked up for the first time, we met for breakfast and when Mara went to go pee, I thought I’d take a stupid selfie and make it her lock screen, like old times. Well. I took a bunch of selfies and then switched over to the photos app to see which one was best. I was swiping through them, and thenaccidentallyswiped too far and this video popped up. It was just this blurry image, so, being curious and not realizing it would be a big deal to her since we used to share that kind of thing with each other anyway, I clicked on it.
“And what do you think I saw? This guy, a superhotguy,bythe way—and a giant cock, hard as a rock, all nice and veiny and pink and lubed up. I mean, I’m a horny-ass bitch, so I watched the video. Which was fucking crazy intense, but the way he groaned her name and shit? And then when he came? Jesus! He shot this giant wet load all over himself, and I swear I nearly came right there in the booth just watching it, and I’d just gotten fucked a dozen ways to Sunday by Brock. Who, I might add, I didn’t know was Zane’s brother at the time.”
“Wow.” I squirmed in the bench. “So…wait. You two were both sleeping with Badd brothers at the same time, but you didn’t know it?”
“Right. We didn’t realize it until later,” Mara said.
“When you walked in on me and Brock fucking on our couch.” Claire squealed suddenly, pointing at Mara. “Which means you’ve seen Brock’s cock too! We were reverse cowgirl, so there’s no way you didn’t see at leastpartof his dick.”
Mara rolled her eyes. “I was sick as a dog and not really looking that closely.”
“Admit it, bitch! You saw!” Claire shrieked.
“Fine! I saw!” Mara slammed her sparkling water as if wishing it was whiskey instead. “But only part of it, and only for a split second.”
“But you saw, which means we’re even.” She wiggled her index finger at Mara. “So I’m not the only Badd brother dick aficionado in the family.”
“I saw, like, a couple inches at most. What I really saw was your stretched-out slut-pussy. Which, for the record, I don’t need to see ever again.”
Claire cupped her hands over her crotch defensively. “I amnotstretched out. My shit is tight as a drum. I may have been a slut, but I kept my shit tight. Kegels, bitch. Do your Kegels and you won’t get blown-out roast beef pussy even after taking a monster cock.” She shot me a wink and a knowing grin. “Which means you better start doing Kegels if you’re gonna keep fucking Baxter. Going by the size of his hands, I’m guessing he’s got the biggest cock of all the brothers.”
“What are Kegels?” I asked.
“Squeezing your PC muscles,” Mara answered. “Like when you’re holding your pee?”
“Oh. And doing that…” I hesitated a moment, trying out the exercise as I sat in the booth, “it…um, keeps your girl bits from getting stretched out?”
“Works for me, at least” Claire said. “Or maybe I’m just genetically lucky, and my pussy doesn’t stretch out that much.” She poured more whiskey for everyone and we all took another shot. “So. On a scale from Ballpark Frank to summer squash, with Johnsonville brats being in the middle, how bigisBax’s dick?”
I took a bracing gulp of whiskey. “Um. I feel weird answering that question.”
“None of them are shy, and neither are we. You’re in the fucking-a-Badd-brother sisterhood now. I’m not saying you’reobligedto answer, but it would be in the spirit of the sisterhood to give us at least ahint.”
“But you’re dating his brother,” I argued. “Why would you want to know how big his penis is?”
“Because I’m still a dirty whore at heart, and I’m curious. He’s a massive guy, so I’m imagining him having this colossal monster of a cock to match.”
I bobbed my head side to side. “He’s…proportionate all over, how about I just put it that way.”
Claire laughed and clapped her hands. “Lucky you, in that case, because the scale of the man is absolutely absurd.” She bumped her shoulder against mine. “You walking okay?”
I bit my lip. “Um. I’m…a little sore.”
Dru laughed. “Ohhhhh honey, all of us can sympathize withthat.”
