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Lyric starts, batting her eyes at me dramatically.

Uh-huh, I manage.

As if I could miss

the luscious lashes

framing her

almond-brown eyes.

Lyric looks like she stepped out ofTeen Vogue

or something, and I—

I look like

a walking Eddie Bauer ad

in a maroon puffer coat

a pair of black fleece-lined joggers

snow boots and a matching

knitted hat-mittens-scarf situation.

The solo shots I’ve been taking

are not reading the way I want to,

Lyric continues, gesturing to a whole

influencer setup nearby.

I think the shot would be better

if there was more “romance”

or whatever in it.

She saysromanceas if

it’s a bad wordusing air quotes.

OK, so—where do I fit in?

And what isBeautyStarz?

Lyric laughs.Right, sorry.

You don’t strike me as a BeautyStarz user.

It’s basically a social media platform—

but for the beauty community.

The beauty community?