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to pay for her entry fee and skate rental.

No!I yell

jumping in front of her.

I got this. Please.

My idea. My treat.

Absolutely not.

Lyric pushes back in front of me

and hands over a wad of cash.

I’ll pay for it on my own.

And you can pay for your own.

It keeps things easy.

Then she stomps ahead

to a set of benches

to suit up.

I don’t know what it says about the tone of tonight

or the way things are going

but the moment

Lyric and I step out onto the rink together

the speakers start to blare

You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch!

And all my expectations for the evening

sink into the depths of my stomach.

With Lyric’s camera and tripod setup

outside one end of the rink

we attempt to skate, hand in hand

toward it, like we’re a couple

on a cute date

enjoying ourselves

but while I’m at least able to

maintain a steady, albeit moderate pace over the ice