I say.
But again—I didn’t think you were
available to date.
Fake or not.
Look, it’s none of anyone’s business, really
but I’m pan, have been since I was
in middle school.
So, yeah—you being you
is great, all good with me.
And regarding Jamison—
we’re not together right now.
And plus, like I said
we don’t have to make our friends
or our families believe we’re dating.
Just the internet.
Think of it like a business partnership.
So, how much money exactly
are we talking?
I ask, after a beat.
Well—I’ve got one huge sponsorship request for 1,500
already in my DMs today
and three other smaller ones
that pay $500 each.
And I’m thinking more will come
if we do this right.
I choke on my food for
a second time.
I’m sorry—I don’t want this to sound rude,
I manage.
But companies are out here paying up to $1,500
