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following Mom out to the car.

Mom starts the engine

and pulls out toward home.

She hums along

to a Beyoncé track for a few moments

and then abruptly turns it off and says:

You’re being an asshole.

Excuse me?! You can’t just say

that to me.

I can and I will.

Because I too have asshole tendencies.

I love youbut

it takes one to know one.

I’m speechless.

The good news is, Mom continues,

asshole behavior can be changed

if you want.

So, please, Junie, don’t let me and Mama

be the reasonyou never go after love.

Jamison is not the only one

who needs to apologize to Lyric.

I know you two think you’re being all business savvy

dating for clicks on BeautyStarz

and pretending you’re just friends

but anyone with two eyes and a heart

can see you have a deeper connection.

How do you even know—

you’ve barely seen us together?!

I scoff.

I’ve seen enough