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I soon learn

that Ms. Viv

likes to provide

ongoing commentary

scene by scene.

We watch

and I’m not sure what’s better

the truly unhinged plot

the relaxed and natural state Lyric

seems to be in by my side

or Ms. Viv yelling at the TV:

HE’S IN YOUR WALLS GIRL!

RUN!!!!

and then:

TAKE HIS ASS OUT, GIRL!

YOU BETTA USE THAT NAIL GUN. I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT.

By the end of the movie

we are all rolling with laughter

whooping and hollering

as the leading lady

shoots her stalker to death with a nail gun

and shoves his body

behind the same drywalls he was spying from.

I’m beat,

Ms. Viv says

after we calm down.

That was a wild ride.

I gotta take myself to bed now.

OK, Grammy,

Lyric says