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ELENA [6:05PM]
Pineapple on pizza is an abomination.
CHASE [6:06PM]
And here I thought you were my soul mate…
Guess I’ll have to keep looking
ELENA [6:07PM]
It wasn’t the husband that deterred you?
CHASE [6:08PM]
There’s a reason God invented divorce
ELENA [6:09PM]
God?
CHASE [6:10PM]
You know what I mean
Do you believe in God?
ELENA [6:11PM]
No.
CHASE [6:12PM]
Care to elaborate?
ELENA [6:12PM]
No.
CHASE [6:13PM]
Okie dokie then
Then, Wednesday, December 18, 2023
CHASE [4:00PM]
I can’t believe they eloped without us. Are you as offended as I am?
ELENA [4:15PM]
I am not in the least bit surprised that they eloped.
CHASE [4:16PM]
Well… fine then