“I’m saving myself,” Carina said in near flawless Italian, because she’d been practicing with him for over three years. “I’m waiting for the man of my dreams.”
Tino snorted. “Stronzate.”
Carina flipped him off in response, while still holding her cup out as if expecting him to go ahead and fill it.
Damn if he didn’t do it.
“What about you?” Carina asked as she drank her coffee black like Nova did. “Did you fuck my best friend?”
“No.” He shook his head, but Carina huffed with disbelief as Tino went to the fridge to get himself sweetened creamer he kept there. “I didn’t.”
“I heard her,” Carina said slowly. “I think we all did.”
“Sapevo che era stata lei!” Nova came between them and pointed at Tino. “I knew I heard her! You motherfucker!”
“Idid notfuck Brianna.”
Carina and Nova just looked at him with twin stares of annoyance that were really eerie when they were both standing there side by side, shirtless, and holding cups of coffee.
“I’m sort of disturbed now,” Paco said as he came up next to Tino and tilted his head to look at the two of them.
“Not nearly as disturbed as I am,” Nova assured Paco before he turned back to Tino and asked in Italian, “Did you stick your dick in the BFF? Are you deliberately fucking with me?”
Tino couldn’t help it; he laughed. “Yes.”
“Yes!” Carina shouted. “You fucked my best friend while she was drugged? If I didn’t know she liked you as much she as she does, I would’ve—”
“Yes, I’m fucking with Nova.” Tino pointed to his brother. “No, I didn’t stick my dick in Brianna,” Tino promised his sister, and since she wasn’t going to buy it any other way, he admitted, “But I might have dry fucked her. Over clothes. I didn’t even suck on her tette. Which is more than I can say for you.”
“There is no way you can give me shit about that,” Carina snapped at him and then gestured to Nova. “Not with thisputtanierestanding here.”
“Can we cover these up?” Nova gestured to Carina’s bra and didn’t bother to deny her accusations.
“No, we can’t.” Carina arched an eyebrow at him. “I could walk around naked and still not traumatize you half as badly as you traumatized me with that subway scene.”
“The subwaywasbad,” Tino had to agree with Carina. “It sorta fucked my shit up too, Casanova.”
“So princess sneaks out to find dick, fucks up everyone’s night, and now I’m the stronzo.” Nova snorted. “That’sverytypical.” When neither of them bothered to correct him, Nova flipped his hand under his chin and then gave them the middle finger. “Vaffanculo. I’m going back to bed.”
“Say hi to yourputtanefor us,” Carina called out after him.
“Really, princess?” Nova laughed and pointed at Bobby. “There are two of them here. You don’t just look like me.”
“Yeah, what about Bobby?” Tino asked her. “What the fuck is up with that?”
Carina folded her arms under her chest and shrugged. “I liked his hair.”
“Did you fuck him?” Tino growled at her, because he honestly didn’t trust how clean Bobby was. The Brambinos were really careful about that shit, but Bobby fucked off the clock too. “’Cause I’m gonna have an issue with that, Carina.”
“No.” She shook her head quickly. “He just watched.”
There was a deafening silence after she said it.
Then Nova whispered, “I have to go give myself a concussion now.”
“That does sound bad when I say it out loud,” Carina agreed with him. “Maybe I shouldn’t take E anymore.”
“Maybe not.” Tino winced and looked to Paco. “What the fuck?”