"Ciara."
"Oh, Ciara is fine as hell. Were y'all here to have a threesome because if so, I'm jealous?"
"Hell, no, we aren't having a threesome. That's Ciara's little boo, and I came here just for Bam's famous breakfast, just like you. And what don't you get about me being in a relationship with someone?"
"Oh, now I know you brainwashed or some shit."
"Excuse me." I laughed and turned back over my shoulder.
"I mean, what is so good about your girlfriend that makes you turn your nose up at having a threesome with a nigga as rich as Hov?"
"What's so good about her is that she treats me well, she's attentive, she's cute as hell. She has been there for me through all my ups and downs." He still didn't look impressed.
"Oh, and did I mention that the head is phenomenal?"
"The head, that's it? The bitch licked your pussy loyal? Pssh."
He shook his head and leaned back onto the couch.
"Crew, don't try to act like sex isn't a deal maker or breaker for you in finding a partner. I know I'm not the only one in here who thinks that way."
"Listen, I hear you, but in your case, I'm not sure how only head can make you loyal. Shit, I bet I know two or three bitches right now who can like that pussy better than your bitch, and that's on me."
I laughed at him.
"Boy, I'm not about to play with you."
"Oh, I'm not playing, baby."
He licked his lips, but I instantly broke eye contact between us. I am not going there with Crew today.
"Damn, I wonder how long that nigga is going to take on the food. I'm hungry as a mutha fucka."
"Yeah, I'm starving too. I'm very excited about this spread, though. Bam be throwing down."
I walked back to the couch with Crew's eyes following me the entire way.
"Aye, you know what. You should ride with me down the street real quick. I need to go handle some business anyway, and by the time we get back, the food should be done."
"Down the street where?"
"It's not far and it's not dangerous. Just come with me to take your mind off those hunger pains." His slightly slanted smile spread onto my face.
"I guess I can go. But we better not miss this meal."
"Oh, we won't."
I stood up from the couch, grabbed my phone, and followed Crew out of the front door. He and I rode the elevator down to the garage where he was parked next to Hov’s car.
Crew was driving a Rolls Royce Cullinan which was one of my favorite cars ever. Especially in the fire red color that he has. There is no missing Crew when he's in this car.
I climbed into the passenger seat feeling good as hell until he backed out and took off out of the garage like he was on a police chase. Once we pulled out into the street, I grabbed ahold to my seat belt to keep from flying out of here.
"Crew, what the hell. You are driving like someone is chasing you."
"Shit, you never know. I'll never be caught lacking. Them pussies got to catch me. On me."
Crew turned up the music, which was an old DMX song that I haven't heard in years. The tempo was high, and DMX was yelling and barking along with Crew. I wouldn't be surprised if we wrecked before we reached our destination, even if it's just a few blocks away. Lord, please forgive me for all my sins in advance.
