“What?”
“I said,get the fuck up.Right now. I think I finally figured out what to do about you two.”
She stalked toward the elevator, and I glanced at Ryuji. Even he looked nervous as he scratched his jaw. I was not about to ruin things between us again, so I followed her without arguing.
The elevator ride back to the main floor was painfully silent. Once we were back upstairs, she walked us both to the couch and forced us to sit side by side.
She eyed us both, hands on her hips. I felt like I was at the principal’s office in fucking grade school, waiting to get yelled at, but she had a devilish gleam in her eye when she smiled. I gulped.
“We can fight or we can fuck. Your choice,” she said.
I glanced at Ryuji. He also looked as confused as I felt. “Um. What?”
“I think what I said was pretty clear, Cas. Do you want to fight? Or do you want to fuck?”
“Sweetheart…”
“This bickering has to stop, now. Whatever talk you had helped, but there’s something between you two that you need to get out so we can get it resolved. So, I’m giving you a choice. The three of us will fist fight right now, until we get all this bullshit out, or we can fuck, and figure this shit out naked.” She cocked her hip to the side and crossed her arms. “Your choice. You have ten seconds. Ten…Nine…”
“Wait—”
“Eight…I wonder who can make me orgasm the most?”
“Fuck,” Ryuji blurted. “I choose fuck.”
“Seven…Six…Cas?”
I sat speechless, trying to wrap my head around her ultimatum.
She raised an eyebrow. “Five…Four…”
I couldn’tfighther. But fucking her? With Ryuji?
“Fuck,” I rushed out.
She stopped counting to let a smile spread across her face. “Good choice.”
Ryuji locked eyes with me, and the uncertainty written across his face had to match the same expression on mine. “All right,” he said as he took a deep breath. “Hey!”
I frowned. “What are you doing?”
“Get out here now!”
Within moments, the rest of the guys showed up in the living room.
“What’s going on?” Wynn asked, hair still wet from a shower.
Leona went beet red, but she didn’t back down.
“Leona wants Caspian and I to fuck her at the same time,” he said, eyes locked on her face. He didn’t bother to look at Wynn, Ciel, and Obi. “You guys want to watch?”
“Fuck me,” I murmured, dragging a hand down my face. Was I really about to do this? With all of them watching?
“Yes,” Ciel said first as he hopped over the back of the couch and settled on the other side. Slowly, Wynn and Obi did the same. All three of them looked like tightly wound chicken wire around a spool.
“We’re doing this,” Ryuji said, standing. “You ready, bodyguard? Or are you going to back down?”
Oh, so that’s how he wanted to do it. He wanted to taunt me into it. Well, fine. We were doing this.
