Poppy: Why? Am I making you hard? It’s okay to say yes—I won’t hold it against you…
Turner: You’re killing me.
Poppy: So is that a YES?
Turner: Yes lol
Poppy: Question: Do you speak like this to all strangers on dating apps?
Turner: Do YOU?
Poppy: No, of course not. In fact, I sound like a bit of a prude when I first start talking to someone I may or may not go on a date with.
Poppy: Do YOU???
Turner: Absolutely not.
Poppy: I’ll consider myself lucky then ;)
Turner: Ha ha.
Poppy: **clears throat**
Turner: Sorry I said that thing about you sucking my dick—it was rude.
Poppy: I ASKED about your dream, and you told me. But…I can do you one better. When I dreamt about YOU, you were going down on me and sucking my clit so hard, I actually woke up moaning. It felt so real—you probably could have heard me through the wall, ha ha ha.
Turner: This isn’t helping.
Poppy: Helping WHAT??
Turner: Me keep you in the roommate category.
Poppy: Hey Skaggs?
Turner: Don’t call me that.
Poppy: Why?
Turner: Because. It’s for my buddies and you are NOT my buddy.
Poppy: What am I then?
Turner: You’re… not my buddy.
Poppy: So what I’m hearing you say is you don’t consider me one of the guys?
Turner: Abso-fucking-lutely not.
Poppy: Good. What do you consider me?
Turner: I don’t know. My roommate?
Poppy: Hmmm…
Poppy: You do know I’m not going to stay living with you guys forever…
Turner: You’re not?
