Me
You’re one of the good ones, Elliot Wyles.
Elliot
You’re the best one, Amelia Sullivan.
Me
Okay, in other news, I just picked up the mug and it’s perfect. How did you know to choose the most perfect soda mug of all time?
Elliot
That first day at the diner, you said their mugs were perfect. Then yesterday, you picked up every mug in my kitchen until you found one that you wanted. I looked for one like those. Big but not heavy, with a wide handle.
Me
The question stands. How are you even real?
Elliot
I just pay attention to you.
Me
I’ll say.
Wait. How did you get my address?
Elliot
I’m your professor. I looked it up.
Me
So, what you’re saying is you used your position of power over me to find my address?
That seems kind of unethical, Professor Wyles.
Elliot
Shit.
Now I’m hard and you’re not here and my bed smells like you.
Maybe you should come back over. Or I’ll come to you. You only live like two miles away. I can run there in fifteen minutes or less.
Me
Now you’re just bragging.
Elliot
I didn’t hear you complaining when you were eye fucking me earlier.
Me
I sure wasn’t. That was straight up sexy.
