That’s pretty pathetic dude. In fact, it’s so pathetic you get to choose dessert. I’ll make whatever you want.
Cooper
I need pie. I don’t care what kind.
Jordan
No fruit except for apple. Jo has a weird thing about fruit not being dessert unless it’s apple.
Me
Amelia doesn’t like apple pie, so skip that one.
Noah
Whipped. All of you. Cooper and I are taking this dessert conversation to a separate chat. The girls will eat what I give them, and they’ll like it.
Noah
Ask Amelia if chocolate chip cookie pie works for her. I found a recipe. Cooper wants apple, so I’m making two pies.
Me
She said “fuck yes, I need it immediately” so I think it’s a go.
See, you’re not nearly the asshole everyone thinks you are.
Noah
Shit, does everyone think I’m an asshole? I don’t want that.
Me
Simmer down, I was just kidding.
If you like her, you really could just try a conversation. Being friends first helps.
Noah
And how would you know that, Mr. I fell in love at first sight on an airplane?
Me
Jordan told me. Seems to have worked for him.
Noah
It’s…complicated.
Me
It’s always complicated. If it’s worth it, you can figure it out.
Noah
Yeah, maybe.
Gotta run, I’ve got some pies to make.
