Why does it always have to be about death with you?
Mom
I think I may have been a witch in a previous life.
CHAPTERTWENTY-SEVEN
JO
Jordan
[pic attached of Dippy wearing a scarf covered in pickleball rackets]
Me
I DIE J.
Your dedication to matching his scarves to our activities is noted and appreciated.
Jordan
Gotta keep my girl happy.
Me
Your girl, huh?
Jordan
My dick has been inside you multiple times. That makes you mine. I thought we were clear on that.
Me
What does me being your girl entail, exactly?
Jordan
Well for one, it means I’m playing pickleball tonight, even though that sport freaks me the fuck out. Is it big ping pong? Little tennis? No one knows. I don’t like that. Also, what is up with those square rackets? It’s weird, Jo.
Me
You know you’re being super dramatic right?
It’s cool. Also, fun fact: pickleball is the official sport of Washington State.
Jordan
I am so happy to have that information.
Me
Stick with me, J. In addition to coordinating the J’s Summer of Fun, I am also a repository for weird, random facts.
jordan
And you have really pretty tits.
Me
